Description
xWhite heavyweight cotton. Black and blue print, front and back. Black woven label at the neck.
Front: A large print covering most of the chest area. Three elements stacked vertically.
Upper: A solid blue horizontal stripe across the full width of the print.
Center: In bold black condensed capital letters: BONDS OF MATRIMONY. Below the text, three high-contrast figures — women in tight, revealing dress, rendered in a graphic, screen-print style. The figures are repeated three times side by side, mirrored or slightly offset. Black-and-white illustration with strong graphic impact.
Lower: Two lines of black text in a smaller mixed font:
AND TIED ME UP —
MADONNA TELLS UPS: SEAN BEAT ME
The text reads like a tabloid headline — sensationalist, provocative, confrontational.
Back: Three stacked elements.
Upper: In large bold black and blue type, two lines centered:
MADONNA
BOUND &
GAGGED (the word GAGGED is printed upside-down)
FOR 9 HRS.
Center: A row of four small comic-strip style panels — each containing a figure in a distressed, xeroxed illustration style. Partially legible text within the panels: “threatens to stab her”, “head in gas oven”, “chop off her hair”. Below the panels, upside-down small text: enfants riches déprimés.
White heavyweight cotton. Oversized. Dropped shoulder. Short sleeve. Black woven ENFANTS RICHES DÉPRIMÉS label at the neck.
- White heavyweight cotton, black and blue print
- Front: blue stripe — horizontal, full width, upper
- Front: BONDS OF MATRIMONY — bold condensed caps
- Front: three repeated female figures — graphic screen-print style
- Front: tabloid text — “AND TIED ME UP” / “MADONNA TELLS UPS: SEAN BEAT ME”
- Back: MADONNA BOUND & GAGGED FOR 9 HRS. — large bold type, black and blue
- Back: GAGGED printed upside-down
- Back: four comic-strip panels — distressed xerox style with violent text fragments
- Back: enfants riches déprimés — upside-down, small, below panels
- Oversized fit, dropped shoulder
- Short sleeve
- Black woven ENFANTS RICHES DÉPRIMÉS label at the neck
- Available in sizes S, M, L, XL
Size Chest Shoulder Length S 42.5" 21.3" 28.0" M 44.1" 22.0" 28.7" L 45.7" 22.8" 29.5" XL 47.2" 23.6" 30.3"
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